Tactical Santa

We all know that Santa doesn't fly around the world in one night, giving presents to all the children on Earth, in a magical sleigh pulled by magical reindeer. He doesn't slide down the chimney with a wiggle of his nose and a big red sack full of toys.

Here's the REAL truth about Santa:

He flies in on a BLACK HAWK, fast-ropes down to houses toting badass gifts in a rugged tactical bag full of gear for all the good guys to give them cheer! Damn...I was really trying not to rhyme on that one.

Proceeds from the sale of this Christmas design will be donated to the Toys for Tots Foundation to help provide toys for children in need this Christmas.